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a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

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trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

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I hate all of this

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This is the last thing you see before you die

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Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

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— 4 months ago with 299868 notes

zimmermanns:

why is it that everyone is always kind of uncomfortable when confronted with the reality that john mulaney is stealth hot …….. like the conan interview with nick kroll where he’s sporting a true Gay Look …. the lobster skit on snl  ……. his promo photos for kid gorgeous ……. excuse me bitch??? what the fuck??

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— 8 months ago with 534 notes
0chazuke:
“[Pokemon Center] Shiny Mimikyu!
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0chazuke:

[Pokemon Center] Shiny Mimikyu!

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— 1 year ago with 1810 notes
#Queued 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

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rightbackheretohauntyou:

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“Vines for $400”

“Ahaha, it’s ya boy…”

“What is uhhh, skinny penis?”

“Vines for $500, Alex”

“It’s summer…”

“What is I’ve got my hat on backwards, and it’s time to fucking party?”

​"vines for $800"

“whaddup my names Jared I’m 19…”

“what is i never learned how to fucking read”

“Vines for $400, Alex”
“all these ghosts, ALL THESE GHOSTS __”
“what is ‘and i still can’t find a boo’”

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— 1 year ago with 239744 notes